Thursday, April 30, 2009

Is It Just Me...

...or is this really unattractive? Blaze Starr is apparently revered as "The Hottest Blaze in Burlesque." I entirely disagree. Despite the fact that she looks clumsy and drunk, her only appeal is her figure which is not the only criteria which makes a woman sexy. Grace, poise, mystery? None are present in this routine.


However, this woman does  possess the aforementioned qualities. 

One Ms. Dita Von Teese, Burlesque artiste extraordinaire.





















Dita Von Teese was actually married to Marilyn Manson. And they did a spread in Vogue together right before their wedding. I remember this because I fell in love with a picture of them (that was Dita's wedding dress).



They split up just in time for Manson to pursue his next wildly attractive woman (18 years his junior), Ms. Evan Rachel Wood.
After she started dating Manson, Evan Rachel Wood started looking a lot more like Dita and then somehow turned into an out-of-control sexpot. Anyways, I digress. 

Burlesque....is an art. And Blaze Starr can suck it. 

5 comments:

  1. Uh... what the flip is up with that chick? The to much hair touching and squatting doesn't do it for me. But this was quite an entertaining thing to read.

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  2. i enjoy how awkward and clumsy she is. doesn't hit too far from home.

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  3. But my dear... you do not squat around. Or try really super hard. You are just lovely. Even if you can be awkward and clumsy... you are not drunken looking and squatting...

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  4. hahaha. aww. no one has ever quite put it that way, hanna. and i am in total agreement with keigh-loo -- she is not a good burlesque dancer. at all.

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  5. lovely shot
    very pretty pic
    such a lovely looks
    hot and sexy model
    good luck in future

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